Lyrics for “Sexistential”
Song by Robyn:

Verse 1
F*** a app, I need me some IRL
I’m on the clock, just give me your ASL
F*** a Plan B, baby, it’s no big deal
I’m already ten weeks in maternity
F*** a single mom, I’m not judgmental
In my sweatpants and some juicy hentai
F*** a therapist, it’s not mental
I need philosophy, this s*** is existential

Pre-Chorus
So I was about to go have a kid on my own
And then my doctor said, “Now, Robyn, who would be your dream donor?”
Well, Adam Driver always did kinda give me a b****
She like, “Yeah, wasn’t he great in Don’t Mess With The Zohan?”

Chorus
I-I-I-I li— I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
This s*** is existential
I like to go out
Wear somеthing nice and push
Is existential

Refrain
F*** a app
F*** a singlе mom (S*** is existenti—)
F*** a Plan B, baby
F*** a therapist
S*** is ex—

Verse 2
I’ve been on Raya while on IVF
PTSD from all the tests
Hormonal rants on IG
Scrolling my feed while breastfeeding
Spent too much on Etsy
Expensive s*** I don’t need
Bossy, bad, and bougie
Like push, push, hold it, breathe

Chorus
I-I-I-I li— I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
S*** is existential
I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
Is existential

Verse 3
My body’s a spaceship with the ovaries on hyperdrive
Got a whole universe inside that exists in between my thighs
Do I have a consistent will to persist and finish this ride?
My babymaker’s got twenty in the clip, ready to fire

Refrain
F*** a app
F*** a single mom
F*** a Plan B, baby (Babymaker’s, ma-ma-ma-makers)
F*** a therapist

Chorus
I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
S*** is existential
I like to go out
Wear something nice and push
This s*** is existential

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