“I Just Had Sex” is the first single from group The Lonely Island‘s upcoming second studio album, Turtleneck & Chain.

The track features artist/singer-songwriter Akon.

The Lonely Island announced on October 26, 2010 on their YouTube channel an upcoming album for 2011. On December 18, 2010, in an SNL Digital Short, the trio performed “I Just Had Sex”, one of the songs from their new album.

The music video features female actress Jessica Alba, and Blake Lively as the leading ladies and John McEnroe.

Watch: The Lonely Island feat. Akon – “I Just Had Sex” SNL Digital-short Music Video

Lyrics for The Lonely Island feat. Akon – I Just Had Sex

Sometimes (ooohhh)
Something beautiful happens in this world

(Akon)
You don’t know how to express yourself
so…
(and lonely island)
You just gotta sing…

I just had sex…
…and it felt so good!
a woman let me put my penis inside of her!
I just had sex..
…and I’ll never go back..
..to the not-havin’-sex ways of the past

Have you ever had sex?
I have-it felt great!
It felt so good when i did it with my penis
a girl let me do it
It literally just happened..
Havin’ sex can make a nice man out the meanest!
never guess where i just came from-
I had sex!
if I had to describe the feeling
it was the best!
when I had the sex, man my penis felt great!
and I called my parents right after I was done

oh hey, didn’t see you there-
Guess what I just did!
Had sex, undressed-
Saw her boobies and the rest
Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing
Nice of any girl ever-
now sing!

I just had sex…
…and it felt so good!
a woman let me put my penis inside of her!
I wanna tell the world!

to be honest I’m surprised she even wanted me to do it
Doesn’t really make sense-
but man, screw it!
I ain’t one to argue with a good thing
she could be my wife-
That good?
He best 30 seconds of my life!
I’m so humbled by a girl’s ability to let me do her
‘Cuz honestly i’d have sex with a pile of manure
with that in mind, the soft, nice smellin’ girls better
‘Cuz she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

so this one’s dedicated to them girls…
That let us flop around on top of them!
If you’re near or far, whether short or tall..
We wanna thank you all for lettin’ us f-ck you!

She kept lookin’ at her watch-
(doesn’t matter had sex!)
But I cried the whole time-
(doesn’t matter had sex!)
I think she might’ve been a racist-
(doesn’t matter had sex!)
She put a bag on my head-
(still counts!)

I just had sex
and my dreams came true!
(dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you’re qualified to sing with me!

I just had sex
(everybody sing!)
and it felt so good!
(we all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
(I wanna tell the whole world!)
I just had sex and i’ll never go back
(never go back!)
to the not-having-sex ways of the past

Listen to: The Lonely Island feat. Akon – I Just Had Sex

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