Rihanna and Andy Samberg both appeared in an all new SNL Digital Short titled: “Ronnie & Clyde“, where they portray the classic “Bonnie & Clyde” duo with the “give-me-all-you-got” attitude and the classic bank stickup.
This is the sequel to Andy and Rih Rih’s classic SNL Digital Short – “Shy Ronnie“.
In the follow-up to last year’s Emmy-nominated “Shy Ronnie SNL Digital Short,” the pop star plays Clyde while Ronnie plays himself “appropriately”.
its soo dammnn funnny …!!!
RiiHANNA :
WE DONE THE WORK
WE NOW THE SYSTEME
WE HAVE THE FiiRE POWER
AND WE HAVE EACH ATHER
YOU READY
…
YEEEAAAAH, HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
WE ALL AGAiN
EVERYBODY NOW HANDS iN THE AiR iS A STiCK UP STiCK UP
THE FUNNY BUSiNESS STAR YOU GOT LET UP LET UP
YOU TEST SKY, YOU GON DiE
AND AT YOUR FUNERAiL YOUR MOMMA GON CRY
SO CUST THE MAiL KiSS THE FLOOR FLOOR
AND GiRL SUPER CASH DRiVE SLOW SLOW
iF YOU NO END UP THERE, YOU DO EVERYTHiNG SHY RONNiE SAY
TELL EM RONNiE
SHY RONNiE :
…
RiHANNA :
NO ONE iN THE BACK CAN HEAR YOU
SHY RONNiE : …
RiHANNA : SHY RONNiE USE YOUR ROCKSTAR VOiCE
SHY RONNiE : …
RiHANNA : WE DON’T HAVE TiME FOR THiS
SHY RONNiE : HAHA
RiHANNA : LET’S GO
SO STAY ON THE GROUND iS A STiCK UP STiCK UP
YOUR WHiTE TEN JEWELS YOUR PiCK UP PiCK UP
i KNOW THE CASH, MOVE YOUR ASS
WE GETTiN MONEY,TELL EM SHY RONNiE
SHY RONNiE : …
RiHANNA : PLEASE, PLEASE USE YOUR WORDS
SHY RONNiE : …
RiHANNA : JUST iMAGiNE THAT EVERY ONE NAKED
SHY RONNiE : …
RiHANNA : OH OH, ??
WE REALLY PiCTURE THAN NAKED
SHY RONNiE : HAHA
RiHANNA : WHY i THiNK YOU COULD DO THiS
RONNiE HAVE THE ? MOVE
( BAANG )
HE SHOT HiMSELF, AND WHY HiS GUN iS SO SMALL
THE POLiCE AROUND THE WAY
GOOD LUCK SHY RONNiE ,, BYE BYE
SHY RONNiE : HAHAA , … HE RAP
RiHANNA : HEY, i FORGOT THiS MONEY , AND ALSO THiS GUY
COME ON WE GON HAVE SEX, DOULALOU !
SHY RONNiE : … HE RAAP
thts the wrong lyrics u gt words wrongg
SNL Digital Short – “Ronnie & Clyde“
Rihanna and Andy Samberg
RIHANNA :
WE DONE THE WORK
WE KNOW THE SYSTEM
WE HAVE THE FIRE POWER
AND WE HAVE EACH OTHER
YOU READY
YEAH – EY EY EY EY EY EY
WE AT IT AGAIN
EVERYBODY NOW
HANDS IN THE AIR ITS A STICK UP STICK UP
NO FUNNY BUSINESS
OR YOU GET LIT UP LIT UP
YOU TEST I? YOU GON DIE
AND AT YOUR FUNERAL
YOUR MOMMA GON CRY
[SO CUT TO THE MUST] KiSS THE FLOOR, FLOOR
AND CLERKS OPEN CASH DRAWERS SLOW, SLOW
IF YOU DONT WANT TO END UP DEAD
YOU DO EVERYTHING SHY RONNIE SAIDS
TELL EM RONNIE
SHY RONNIE :
………………………..…
RIHANNA :
NO ONE IN THE BACK CAN HEAR YOU
SHY RONNIE :
…………..
RIHANNA :
SHY RONNIE
USE YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE
SHY RONNIE :
……………..…
RIHANNA :
WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS
SHY RONNIE :
…………………..HA HAA!
RIHANNA :
LET’S GO
SO STAY ON THE GROUND ITS A STICK UP, STICK UP
[OPEN YOUR ]WALLETS AND JEWELS [YOU] PICK UP PICK UP
UNLOAD THE CASH
MOVE YOUR ASS
WE GETTIN MONEY
TELL EM SHY RONNIE
SHY RONNIE :
………………………………
RIHANNA :
PLEASE
PLEASE USE YOUR WORDS
SHY RONNIE :
……………………………………..
RIHANNA :
JUST IMAGINE THAT EVERYONES NAKED
SHY RONNIE :
……………………………………
RIHANNA :
UH OH
BONER ALERT
YOU REALLY PICTURED EM NAKED
SHY RONNIE :
HA HAA
RiHANNA :
WHY I THINK YOU COULD DO THIS?
RONNIE HOSTAGE ON THE MOVE
( *SHOTS* )
HE SHOT HIMSELF AND WHY HIS GUN IS SO SMALL
THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY
GOOD LUCK SHY RONNIE , BYE BYE
SHY RONNIE :
HA..HAA … [*RAPS*]
RIHANNA :
EY, I FORGOT THIS MONEY
AND ALSO THIS GUY
COME ON
WE GONNA HAVE SEX
TOODALOO!!
SHY RONNIE :
… [*RAPS*]
Thanks for the lyrics! Do you know how I can download this awesome video?
its not cut to the must its customers
RIHANNA :
WE DONE THE WORK
WE KNOW THE SYSTEM
WE HAVE THE FIRE POWER
AND WE HAVE EACH OTHER
YOU READY
YEAH – EY EY EY EY EY EY
WE AT IT AGAIN
EVERYBODY NOW
HANDS IN THE AIR ITS A STICK UP STICK UP
NO FUNNY BUSINESS
OR YOU GET LIT UP LIT UP
YOU TEST I? YOU GON DIE
AND AT YOUR FUNERAL
YOUR MOMMA GON CRY
[SO CUT TO THE MUST] KiSS THE FLOOR, FLOOR
AND CLERKS OPEN CASH DRAWERS SLOW, SLOW
IF YOU DONT WANT TO END UP DEAD
YOU DO EVERYTHING SHY RONNIE SAIDS
TELL EM RONNIE
SHY RONNIE :
………………………..…
RIHANNA :
NO ONE IN THE BACK CAN HEAR YOU
SHY RONNIE :
…………..
RIHANNA :
SHY RONNIE
USE YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE
SHY RONNIE :
……………..…
RIHANNA :
WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS
SHY RONNIE :
…………………..HA HAA!
RIHANNA :
LET’S GO
SO STAY ON THE GROUND ITS A STICK UP, STICK UP
[OPEN YOUR ]WALLETS AND JEWELS [YOU] PICK UP PICK UP
UNLOAD THE CASH
MOVE YOUR ASS
WE GETTIN MONEY
TELL EM SHY RONNIE
SHY RONNIE :
………………………………
RIHANNA :
PLEASE
PLEASE USE YOUR WORDS
SHY RONNIE :
……………………………………..
RIHANNA :
JUST IMAGINE THAT EVERYONES NAKED
SHY RONNIE :
……………………………………
RIHANNA :
UH OH
BONER ALERT
YOU REALLY PICTURED EM NAKED
SHY RONNIE :
HA HAA
RiHANNA :
WHY I THINK YOU COULD DO THIS?
RONNIE HOSTAGE ON THE MOVE
( *SHOTS* )
HE SHOT HIMSELF AND WHY HIS GUN IS SO SMALL
THE POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY
GOOD LUCK SHY RONNIE , BYE BYE
SHY RONNIE :
HA..HAA … [*RAPS*]
RIHANNA :
EY, I FORGOT THIS MONEY
AND ALSO THIS GUY
COME ON
WE GONNA HAVE SEX
TOODALOO!!
SHY RONNIE :
… [*RAPS*]
LMFAOoOOO OMG I love this video its hilarious!!!!
Rihanna did a great job! Awesome
Real Lyrics: Rihanna:
We’ve done the work, we know the system, we have the firepower, and we have each other.
You ready?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah Yeh eh ehh eh eh ehhhhhh
We at it again.
Everybody now, hands in the air it’s a stick up, stick up.
No funny business or you’ll get lit up, lit up.
You
touch sky, you gon’ die, at yo’ funeral yo momma gon’ cry,
So customers hit the floor, floor, and clerks open cash drawers slow, slow.
If you don’ wanna end up dead, you’ll do everything Shy Ronnie says, tell em Ronnie.
Shy Ronnie: ….. Rihanna: No one in the back can hear you.
Shy Ronnie: …… Rihanna: Shy ronnie, use your outside voice. shy ronnie: ….. Rihanna: We don’ have time for this. Lets Go. Shy ronnie: HaHaaaa!!!!!
Rihanna:So stay on the ground it’s a stick up, stick up.
your wallets and jewels we’ll pick up, pick up.
Unload the cash, move your ass, we gettin’ money, tell em shy ronnie. Shy ronnie:…. Rihanna: Please, please use you words. Shy ronnie:…. Rihanna: Just imagine that everyone’s naked. Shy ronnie: *stops* Rihanna: Uh-oh, boner alert! He really pictured them naked. why did I think you could do this?
Ronnie, hostage on the move! *BANG*
He shot himself.
And why is your gun so small?
the police are on de way. Police: (Come out, put your hands up!!)
Rihanna: Good luck, shy ronnie. bye-bye.
Shy ronnie (RAP): rock you, mother*******s and I’m back from the dead,
break war with a furnace and I shot my own leg,
Don’t think that I’m twisted cuz I’m crazy as S***,
I hung a giant ass noose off my giant ass D***!!!!!!
Rihanna: Ey. I forgot dis money, and also dis guy.
come on, we’re gonna have sex, too-da-loo.
Shy ronnie: And you could hang from it,
cuz you don’t wanna see my real gun,
Shots through the sky and yo face down real fun(????) ,
CRACK!!!!!
Thanks Ike. How can I get this video? It is SOOOOO awesome I want a copy of it!! 🙂
This is SUCH a cool video! I had to watch it over and over again! Hats off to Rihanna (and Andy)!!!
Yall fuckin hype cuz yall no da wordzzz damn
Cant get tired of this video, watching over and over again not any reason but the fact that its so nice and i ♥ it!